Turkish - Snatch

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  • Boris the Blade or Boris "the Bullet Dodger" As bent as the Soviet sickle and as hard as the hammer that crosses it. Apparently, it's just impossible to kill the bastard.
  • It turned out that the sweet talking, tattoo-sporting pikey was a gypsy bare knuckle boxing champion. Which makes him harder than a coffin nail.
  • My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My parents to be were on the same plane when it crashed. That's how they met. They named me after the name of the plane. Not many people are named after a plane crash.
  • Now the last thing I really wanna do is bet a pikey.
  • Protection from what? Zee Germans?
  • Your life doesn't flash before you, cause you're too fucking scared to think...you just freeze and pull a stupid face.
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Quote Protection from what? Ze Germans?