Tommy Johnson - The Football Factory

Featured Quotes: 
  • Getting beaten up by football hooligans is like having V.D. The fucking pain goes on forever. But that's what makes it so exciting.
  • I'm gonna smash the fuckin' granny out of that.
  • It's what we do best. It's not about colour or race, it's just the buzz of being in the frontline. Truth is, I just love to fight.
  • Jesus! I was expecting a bowl of cornflakes and a quick wank.
  • Problem was, he'd taken so many beatings on the terraces that he weren't scared of anyone. And the correct medical term for that is a "total fuckin' psycho".
  • The next best thing to violence is sex. And seeing as there's nearly 500,000 single women in London, I must be in with half a chance. Especially as I'd fuck anything that's breathing.
  • There's nothing different about me. I'm just another bored male, approaching 30, in a dead-end job, who lives for the weekend. Casual sex, watered down lager, heavily cut drugs and occasionally kicking fuck out of someone.