Plank - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

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  • Ah! They fucking shot me!
  • Even if they could, they'd be too shit scared, I'm a geezer. They've got no muscle.
  • Four Public Schoolboys, soft as shite.
  • I must of been there fifty times, it's never locked. They're not suspicious. Everone that goes there's a toff. They're all into that karma crap, if I don't harm nobody, nobody harms me stuff.
  • Lives and learns don't yer!
  • Shut it! You say a fucking word the right ear goes! another one then your left!
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Even if they could they'd be too shit scared I'm a geezer