Napoleon Dynamite

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  • Can you bring me my chapstick?
  • Hey Don, did you take a dump in your bed last night?
  • I see you're drinking one percent. Is that cause you think you're fat? Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
  • I told you, I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines.
  • Stay home and eat all the freakin chips Kip.
  • Tina, you fat lard, eat your dinner!
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I told you I spent it with my uncle in Alaska, hunting wolverines