Ernie McCracken - Kingpin
Audio quotes and clipsClick or tap on the heads below for sound
It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes he's the 1979 Odor Eaters Champion. He's got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me as a bowler I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst
It's a 6-7-10. You'll pick up that spare the same day my hair starts falling out!
It's a small world when you've got unbelievable tits Roy
One more time sweetness
Sometimes a bowler just has to face the music