Barry The Baptist - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

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  • Fucking northern monkeys.
  • Hello my son. Do you want a lolly?
  • I'm not fucking interested! If you don't wanna be counting the fingers that you havn't got! then I suggest you get those guns. Quick!
  • No mortgage, no debt, lock stock the fucking lot. Don't you worry Harry, I've got it under control.
  • Oh you must be the brains then. That's right, guns that fire shots.
  • You're doing it for me, is all you need to know. You know, because you need to know.
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Barry calling the scouse lads northen monkeys